"sooo… whatcha doin later?"
Does anyone remember that time Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy?
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god